Now you will... If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done? How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Why is the time when the traffic is slowest called rush-hour? What's the speed of dark? If physics can predict lottery numbers, why are they still working? If you run backwards will you gain weight? If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to buy her friends? What happens when you get scared half-to-death twice? Can a blind person feel blue? How can a house burn up when it burns down? Are you telling the truth when you lie in bed? If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a bad thing? How do you know when a Smurf suffocates? Despite the cost of living, why does it remain so popular? If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how would you know? In Chinese why are the words for crisis and opportunity the same? Why does X stand for a kiss? Why does O stand for a hug? Why is the alphabet in that order? How does skating on thin ice get you into hot water? Why are they called stands when there made for sitting? Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say? Why are they called non-stick pans? Is there a law saying your not allowed to put sticks in them? Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy opposites? If work is so terrific how come they have to pay you to do it? Should crematoriums give discounts for those who died in fires? Is it possible to have a civil-war? If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it still #2? Do tea makers have coffee breaks? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? Why do they announce power shortages on TV? Do you need a silencer when you shoot a mime? Why do you press harder on the remote-control when you know the battery is dead? How can batteries die? If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow its meant to be twice as cold, how cold will it be? Why are buildings called buildings when there finished? Shouldn't they be called builts? Why is abbreviated such a long word? Why is it that when you tell a man there are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but when you tell him there's wet paint he has to touch it? Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'? Do you find it unnerving that what doctors do is called 'practice'? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked? Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
1.- Can you cry under water? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2.- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3.- Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4.- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5.- Why does a round pizza come in a square box? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 6.- What disease did cured ham actually have? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 7.- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 8.- Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 9.- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 10.- Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 11.- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 14.- Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 15.- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 17.- If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 18.- Why does Goofy stand up while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 20.- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 21.- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 22.- Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 23.- Why did you just try singing the two songs above? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 25.- Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 26.- Why are these not in order?
1.sure u can 2.very important 3.that extra penny is for taxes 4. Yes forever 5.and why is cut in triangles? 6. No one 7.life is like this sorry 8.because they are wishing u bad luck in sleeping 9.yes ( stupid question) 10. Is this crazy language 11. Because people nowadays are very idiot 14. I am sure that people will eat, u dont imagine 15. I dont know 17. Because he is stupid ( i dont know who he is) 18. Goofy is not a dog 20.Is made of baby sweat 21.yes! 22.i dont know 23.i didnt cuz i dont know them 25. Yes I noticed, but i dont care 26. Because u didnt feel like Putting that in order Why all this stupid questions?
