Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Diamond sword with four enchants, nuff said.

Only the third point is actually "really" relevant, the thing is though if he swims up he may be able to type /map show... Also who said that he isn't already on the visible on the map!

Pshht, i get 4 enchant swords 1/5 of the time. Plus, there is the anvil now

1/5 is still pretty rare, and anvil created enchants don't count in my book.

Because someone asking for help is a fail...
Although you are quite the expert...

Expecting a moderator to teleport you is a fail, asking for help is fine.

You cannot talk - Mr Let's make everyone pay to go to the wilderness..

OK, logical thing to do is swim up, and then log out when you begin to take damage. For the first few seconds after logging in, you don't take drowning damage.

what i suggest: build a pillar over the water. build down into the water until you have a 5x5 dirt house ( or something like that ) lock a chest with your items in it. get cords, write them down and drown yourself. you can always go back and they will be safe.
( reason for dirt house is so its not noticeable on the livemap

I actually care but I'm too lazy lol.
DIE WITH HONOR!

That

And the seven others were made by you..

Lol

Then how am I supposed to notice it?

You missed the "get cords" part

I have 2 and a half hearts and I'm still underwater

Suck it up and accept your death, No one is going to help you.