I fly back to the ravine on my magical flying octopus and give out free cupcakes. Whoever wants the ranvine's ravine.
I fly the TARDIS back in time with The Doctor and destroy the Ravine, thus creating an alternate reality in which the ravine does not exist and therefore cannot be owned by anyone. Then I travel to the original timeline and claim the ravine just in case so the only reality in which the ravine exists is the one where i own it. My Ravine!
I come in, slap krysyy in the face and claim the ravine. My ravine. EDIT: I got a patent for the ravine.
Robs 1000 banks and buys the ravine with the stolen money that kman now posses and the cops are after him FOREVER MY RAVINE!
I explain to the cops that zoebear robbed the U.S. Mint and they bring in the army, navy, marines, national guard, secret service, all the cops in the world, FBI, and others and send zoebear to sit in a pit at the bottom of the ravine with a bedrock protection glass floor and the walls and floor of the cell are made of bedrock. I then get a big reward for saving the mint. I use the money to build a mansion on top of the ravine and zoebear is the main attraction. So guess what... my ravine. And I live happily ever after.
Unfortunately the mansion was made of obsidian painted to look like other blocks. Zoebear is forever trapped in the pit because it's made of bedrock. The world throws alex_jacob into a pit dug right next to zoebear's. He was thrown in for trying to blow up the mansion. I still own the ravine.
Toby? I call Notch and ask him to get zoebear and jacob outof their holes. I give them the ravine and mansion and go to the moon ravine. Not my ravine.
Zoe dies of suffocation and her body rots away, Zoe gets reincarnated into the enderdragon and take over the ravine. My ravine.
