You found a black lamp!

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Jakres, Nov 10, 2014.

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Bark.

All hail to Nfellian race! 6 vote(s) 54.5%
All hail to Soulian race! 0 vote(s) 0.0%
All hail to Mbanian race! 0 vote(s) 0.0%
All hail to Markian super race! 1 vote(s) 9.1%
All hail to Pennian race! 0 vote(s) 0.0%
All hail to Jimbonian race! 2 vote(s) 18.2%
All hail to intelligent Dogs race! 2 vote(s) 18.2%
  1. You found a black lamp, that it looks like a wishing lamp but with black color and its material is made of random rocks.
    As you touch it, the lamp starts glowing, then a man appears from it and says:
    "Greetings mortal. I'm a secret genie, who grants 2 wishes in cost of something valuable to you and I cannot let you leave until you grant your wishes. Do it or I will turn you into a dog. Also wishing to ban my ability to grant wishes or the OP will automatically turn you into snowman. Because MAGIC!"

    What shall be your 2 wishes and what 1 most valuable object or a person will you exchange for it?
    Or be a dog. Bark bark.
    Or be a snowman.
    Jakres, Nov 10, 2014
    #1
  2. I sacrifice [insert item/person here] so that i may receive [insert wish here] and maybe even [insert other wish here]!
    HanaY, Nov 10, 2014
    #2
  3. I'll give up my good freind

    I wish for the genie not to be able to turn me into anything at all
    I also wish for the genie not to grant this wish

    If u don't get im asking him, I'm asking for him not to grant to wish but since I'm not getting both wishes he would turn me into a creature but because of my first wish he can't so this genie will have a head ache after reading this post :)
    crafter31211, Nov 10, 2014
    #3
  4. I'll give up my galaxy chocolate bar for 2 galaxy chocolate bars and a bag of skittles.

    PS:

    If people don't vote "All hail to Nfellian race!", I will find you, and I will kill you :) #LiamNeeson
    nfell2009, Nov 10, 2014
    #4
  5. Jokes on you! According to half of EMC i am already a snowman!
    Olaf_C, Nov 10, 2014
    #5
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  6. *Offers warm hug*
    NetherSpecter, Nov 10, 2014
    #6
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  7. I'd wish for regenerative powers, and give him my arm as sacrifice. Then I'd wish for a tissue box to be my dearest, closest friend that I can never separate from him. And sacrifice the tissue box.
    Nothing lost, but still get regenerative powers.
    nice
    neonkillah, Nov 10, 2014
    #7
  8. I would choose the dog thing because the genie is obviously going to get rid of something really important (I happen to find that the planet Earth is important) and being a dog seems like the best of 3 bad choices.
    jkrmnj, Nov 10, 2014
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  9. I would give my 3DS for a sacrafice.

    Then I would wish for another 3DS that has every game pre-installed.

    ...Then I'd wish for a bajillion more wishes. :rolleyes:
    wormturkey, Nov 10, 2014
    #9
  10. Well, I would sacrifice EMC. Though it is important to me, I would still have my loved ones and my beloved objects.

    However, I wish for an exact replica of EMC and telekinesis.
    Unoski, Nov 10, 2014
    #10
  11. I would choose the dog. At least then I would be happy and content with life without any worries or, more importantly, potential damage to the creatures and people I love.
    Hashhog, Nov 10, 2014
    #11