The new quote thread!

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Mrlegitislegit, Aug 7, 2012.

  1. " Do not worry about your difficulties in mathmatics. I can assure you mine are still greater "- Albert Einstein
    " They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance. "-General Sedgwick
    " I reject reality, and substiute my own."-Adam Savage
  2. "And people said I was slow. Wait a minute! That was an insult!"
    -Homer Simpson
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  3. How did I forget my favorites..... :(

    "There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet."- Randy Pausch (1960-2008)

    "Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man."- Erica Jong

    "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying."- Woody Allen

    And finnaly, the best of all,

    I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
    - Winston Churchill
  4. When you spawn you can die-TheEpic5
  5. Three quotes from three of my favorite authors:

    "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
    -- Robert Heinlein

    “If you don't know, the thing to do is not to get scared, but to learn.”
    ― Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

    "A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have."
    from The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
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  6. "Ain't nuthin gonna stop me now but my innate inabilitree to progress cognatious thunk." -Rusty Cuyler's graduation speech.

    "Everything I've done, I've done for you. I move the stars for no one." David Bowie, Jareth the Goblin King, Labyrinth

    "I've watched this episode of Lassie like 8 times, and Timmy STILL falls down the well. What an idiot!"- Not sure on this one, saw it online.

    Pippin: What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?
    Merry: I wouldn't count on it.

    Our old roommate was one of the craziest guys ever.: "I've used a weed-eater for a trollin' motor in a canoe before!"

  7. The best ending video game ending ever. Of all time. (Like if you got the reference :3)
    6:23 - 6:26
    "Wake me... when you need me." - 117
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  8. "I used to be an adventurer like you.... Then I took an arrow to the knee" - The Skyrim Guards
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  9. I don't have Xbox however I LOVE this game ending (see people who own other consoles can appreciate other games, however I LOVE Metal Gear Solid 4's ending a bit more. I won't post a video because I doubt anyone wants to watch an hour and twenty-seven minutes of cutscene. On topic:
    "It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest, that I go to, than I have ever known." A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens.
    "Do you feel in charge?" Bane

    Jim Gordan- We were in this together, and then you were gone, and now this... evil rises. The Batman must come back.
    Bruce Wayne- What if he doesn't exist anymore?
    Jim Gordan- He must... he must...
  10. No don't start this please, jk but that qoute darn it!
  11. War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles fought by mercenaries and machines. War - and its consumption of life - has become a well-oiled machine. War has changed. ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons, use ID-tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Battlefield control. Everything is monitored and kept under control. War has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control... All in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction. And he who controls the battlefield... controls history. War has changed. When the battlefield is under total control... War becomes routine. - Solid Snake, Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots. This game has my favorite opening and ending ever.