The Best Advice You Have Ever Heard

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by samtheboo, Mar 30, 2013.

  1. Hey EMC, I just wanted to know what the best advice you have ever heard is. (Maybe we can all benefit from this advice:p) :) Enjoy! Mine is:

    "There is no excuse for boredom, and boredom is no excuse for doing stupid things."
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  2. "Don't trust an invisible Aikar"
  3. “When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
  4. Fluff.
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  5. "If life gives you lemons, you better ask for some sugar and ice, or they will make horrible lemonade."
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  6. You can only control yourself.
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  7. When life gives ya lemons, wing em' right back and add some of your own!
  8. "Don't be stupid."
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  9. "If life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic."
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  10. PORTAL 2!!!!!
  11. lol I have heard that at school before it pisses off so many people, but everyone else just laughs.
  12. "Don't jump out of a perfectly good airplane"
  13. Don't Dig straight down
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  14. Don't dig straight up either :p
  15. Don't dig straight anywhere.
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  16. don't break the laws of minecraft physics by making a circle...
  17. In all fairness, any circle on your Minecraft screen is made of pixels, therefor it is still made of squares.
  18. but from far away is a CIRCLE
  19. "It has to be a circle, that was an oval!"
  20. don't put lava in a wooden house.