STORY TIME!

Once upon a time, there lived a frog. But this frog was no ordinary frog .. this frog could.....








(you guys write the rest) ^-^)

eat a whole house without chewing! One day, the frog went to the market to...

buy a bag of dead rats. the market said "we dont serve your kind round these parts!"

The frog being upset with this decided to try and eat an entire market instead of a house.

The frog succeeded. However, the frog quickly realized that it needed something else from the market it had just eaten.

So in a huff he decided to go to the nearest market to purchase the thing he had forgotten. He asked the clerk behind the counter for.....

27 dead fleas for his evening stew. The clerk dismissed his requests as another prank and dialed for.......

A taxi to take the frog named Theo to the nearest Flea Market,

where the frog met his grandmother who died in 2002.

Theo said "grandma I can't believe you are here !! How did you ...

resurrect yourself?

I thought you died in a flaming car acciden!!

The grandmother suddenly disappeared and he realized it was a hallucination....

Thank Kong that is over. Grandma was mean and I dont want to have to deal with her again. Now lets see what did I come here for ?

Oh right! I need a shovel so I can...

Dig the dirt for diamonds

Those diamonds are needed to pay for the new flea trap im building in my...

Bath tub.

Ugh, the water proof flea trap costs extra.. where ever shall I get more diamonds?

I do believe I will check under that rock in the hidden lake I found two weeks ago while I was vacation in....