Bump. Zis is no April Fool my friends. No joke. We very serious. If zis wish is not granted in 7 days, smp1 will be forced to take military action. We would hate to crush other servers into tiny pieces, but if it zis must be done, zis must be done. No question, my friends. Other servers will burn like White House in 1812, yes? "But Soul, you're from smp4!" you must be saying. But no, no, I am smp1 citizen, you see? In my heart, I have always been smp1 and will forever be smp1! Ze citizenship does not make the citizen, yes? Glory to Arstotzka smp1!
