Question Of Today!

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by tato505, Oct 22, 2011.

  1. Hey guys! Its that time again! This is the 10/22/11 version of question of today!
    So todays question is: Whats YOUR holloween costume?
    Feel free to be funny in your comment! I love hearing funny jokes to brighten my day!
    Your pal
  2. I thought I'd go as a human. They scare the heck outta me! Always coming at me with guns before I can even say "Hello".
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  3. Not a costume suggestion, but a Joke i found on the internet:

    The Halloween Costume

    A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a fancy costume party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his he writes to a fancy dress company to explain the problem.

    A few days later he receives a parcel with a note: "Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirates outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate."

    The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his wooden leg, so he writes a rude letter of complaint.

    A week passes and he receives another parcel and a note which says:
    "Dear Sir, sorry about before, please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part."

    Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head and he writes the company a REALLY rude letter of complaint.

    The next day he receives a small parcel and a note which reads:
    "Dear Sir, since we have not been able to make you happy, this is our last suggestion, please find enclosed a bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass, and go as a caramel apple!"
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  4. Lol! Thats Hilarious! I am gonna tell my friends bout this joke thanks dude!
    And Happy Holloween!
  5. Thx to u as well :)