Personally I play Tuba and Bass Guitar. However, I might be done with Tuba now that I've graduated... I do own and plan on self teaching Guitar soon. I could also technically play Baritone/Euphonium but haven't done much of it...
What? Me relax? I'm only relaxed about 50% of the time. Anyway, if this was an orchestra, it wouldn't be a great one. There's not enough instruments