OMG! Spider Jockey!

you stole my skin o;

How did he?

I found Telamon in Minecraft.

Nice I heard he sits on a mushroom in the winter biomes.

No he sits on ice in the nether.

I thought he sat on a gigantic pile of cash he got from little kids...

Oh wow.

No thats Erick_Buszuki

Ive seen an awful lot but ive been playing since 1.2. But heres a tip, if you ever come across another and you dont feel like fighting it, just exit the world and come back and they should be apart.

This was on SMP.

I've found about 30 on the same server. I don't know if they've adjusted the spawn rate, but they always kill me.

I rush them with my diamond sword in hand clicking like a mad woman.. xD

I don't fight with swords, I use a bow, fists or fishing rods as my primary weapon.

I've only ever seen one when I was in single player, back in the days of... 1.6? 1.7? Around then.

Fishing rod?
I fight with raw porkchop.

I fight with a puppet. Like A Man.

I shoot people with fishing rods to make them fall off stuff :3

Reported for admitting to PVP with people.

I'm going to assume for your sake this is a joke, however if it's not, please do not do that on EMC anymore as this does count as PVP and could get you banned.

To late he got temp ban for something

I used report button.