Has anyone thought of just calling the local exterminator? because the two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity. (please don't try to blast the little spider into orbit).
I once found a black widow in my house while serving grapes at a party. I forgot to watch the grapes and it crawled out on the counter. Within seconds, my shoe was off and it was dead
I have so many black widows around my house We usually put it in a jar or some container, tape it up (A lot), and wait for a few days until it suffocates because it doesn't have oxygen. If I were to reincarnate, I would not want to be a spider
My Earth Dynamics teacher has a pet Black Widow that a kid brought him some time in september. When ever we get put work done me and my friend like to go and look at it.