Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by mayorprofessor, Apr 8, 2013.

  1. April 8, 2013:
    • Margaret Thatcher dies from a stroke at age 87
    • Navy deploys laser drone fighter

    More to be added later on
  2. What?Well...I'll contribute:
    Navy Deploys Laser Drone Fighter

    Welcome to the wild world of laser warfare. The U.S. Navy is deploying a prototype of a new laser weapon that is said to disable patrol boats and blind or destroy surveillance drones. It will be set up in the Persian Gulf, which has been the site of tension between Iranian and American naval forces, but won't be in operation until next year, according to Chief of Naval Operations Jonathan W. Greenert. At the moment, it seems intended as a warning to Iran not to ramp up activity in the area as the nuclear program debate continues.
  3. April 9, 2013: Green_Mystery dies from procrastination at age 8.

    April 9, 2013: God answers the prayers of little disabled boy.

    "No" says god.

    April 9, 2013: Authorities have made little progress in the arrest of local suspect Waldo. Police Chief claims "We just can't seem to find him"

    April 9, 2013: Kim Jong Un reveals his latest arsenal of missiles to just be festive missile-shaped pinatas. The young leader said today "I don't know what the fuss is about."

    April 9, 2013: Jesus fell from a cloud today, leading followers to believe it was the second coming. When questioned, the flustered son of god said "I only tripped guys, seriously calm down."

    More to be added later on.
  4. adding now
  5. So you were born in 2005...
  6. April 9, 2013: Green_Mystery easily fools collect12, hundreds of mouths agape in awe.
  7. April 1, 2013: The Onion reports real news.

    November 22, 1602: Somebody got the dates mixed up.

    April 8, 2013: Grapefruit is declared Earth's battle cry.

    April 8, 2013: Google stocks soar and kill millions.

    April 8, 2013: Valve announces Half Life 3 and Portal 3. All members of Valve explode seconds after.

    April 9, 2013: Stuff happened.

    June 56, 5024: Ultimate Intergalactic Monopoly is recognized as an official TV show.

    April 9, 2013: News reporters discover that all the information they have just said above were fake

    April 8, 2013: It rained. People did stuff, life happened. (And this is real news ;))
  8. april9,2013: wartrex has no idea what thse people are doing...
  9. April 8th, 2013, 11:59pm central time: Monday ends as we know it.....
  10. This is for ACTUAL events that actually happen
  11. March 13 2013: A man stealing a piece of chicken from KFC makes the news
  12. april9 i found out that a wonam actually found a fryed chicken HEAD in her KFC wings buasket...get ready for suing
  13. April 9th, 2013
    PandasEatRamen logs in to EMC Forums to find this:
  14. 4-9-13: PenguinDJ is almost tricked, only to remember the powers of Chrome.
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  15. I logged in to that really. Jakres went on a liking spree.
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  16. oh god!!!!
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  17. This is what they should've gone for:
  18. April 9th 2013

    Apple sues Microsoft for using a monitor to display the image
    Apple sues Samsung for making a device you can hold and call people on
    Apple sues Apple for suing Apple
    New study's suggest pandas eat ramen
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