Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by ThePinda2, Jan 4, 2013.

  1. Post your jokes here! Just do it, but try not to be inappropriate. I'll start you guys off:
    "There are three kinds of people in this world, those who can count, and those who can't."
  2. This is more of a joke-riddle that my brother thought of:
    If you drop a small pumpkin in a bottle of milk, how much battery acid does the nearest calculator lose?
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  3. Huh?

    EDIT: NOW I get it.
  4. I don't get it either, that's why it's a joke.
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  5. Five.
  6. I think it's supposed to be that the milk splashes on the calculator.
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  7. I think that will answer it for me.⇧
  8. I have a joke though, my friend told me it: What's the difference, between a chicken?
  9. But how would that make it lose the battery acid? Duh!
  10. What?

    (I think I'm going to be spamming this thread)
  11. Rooster? Or, just eggs. EGGS!
  12. Here's one: If light travels faster than sound, is that why people seem smart until you hear them talk?
    Ask me if you don't get it.
  13. Here's one:
    A man walks onto a crowded bus and says, "Man, it's sure like a zoo in here!" Then, a second man replies, "Yes, but this 'zoo' was missing a donkey till you got on."
  14. A man walks into a bar. What does he ask for?
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  15. Okay, so a blind man walks into a bar, and he never saw it coming.
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  16. Knock Knock

    Who's There


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  17. Knock Knock.
    Who's There?
    Interrupting Cow.
    Interrupting Cow W-MOO!
  18. Also,

    Knock Knock.
    Who's There?
    Boo Who?
    Stop Crying.
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  19. How many noobs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Nobody knows because nobody can tell what they're saying.
  20. Forgot to post the answer.