In need of a doctor

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  1. My dog gave me the "are you crazy" eyes.
    I tried but my bone was for somereason attached to my torso, any advice?
    MY DAD SAID UNICORNS ARENT MAGIC AND ARENT REAL!
    Well umm my bum has an arrow in it too, I cant amputate that..
    QuarterStop, Dec 28, 2012
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  2. Ok new steps:
    Disconnect, kick the dog in its face, clap 3 times, jump 2 twice, touch your left foot with your right hand, then you right foot with your right hand, scratch your head with any hand, speak the following: 'nfell2009 ROCKZZ!!', give the dog a hug and hope it isn't dead, and now reconnect.
    nfell2009, Dec 28, 2012
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  3. ... Don't you think that is just abit mean, cmon who would kick this?

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    QuarterStop, Dec 28, 2012
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  4. I used to charge 1000000 diamonds on other servers for this type of issue... but on here....
    I will remove 1/2 of the arrows for 20,000r. All of them for 50,000r :D
    Handsome_Jack0, Dec 28, 2012
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  5. Cheapskate.
    QuarterStop, Dec 28, 2012
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  6. True. Well, don't sit down then!
    ThePinda2, Dec 28, 2012
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  7. Actually, if he were to sit down, the arrow in his bum would enter the body (lets not go into details how) and would most likely absorb into him. I prescribe my new arrow reduction medication which can be found at 4088 on smp2.
    Please also note I am not a doctor and was in fact forcefully removed from medical school for outrageous ideas. Cheers!
    Handsome_Jack0, Dec 28, 2012
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  8. Coming right now, I need a dosage of 500 millagrams alright?
    QuarterStop, Dec 28, 2012
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  9. Mmk my prescription killed him. In the name of science though. I know now that giving injured people poisonous beverages kills them. We shall rejoice this day, for knowledge of all things medicinal has increased tenfold!
    Handsome_Jack0, Dec 28, 2012
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  10. Have you tried my method?
    nfell2009, Dec 28, 2012
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  11. Well these things do happen :p
    Stads0, Dec 28, 2012
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