Ok, so i looked at this thread, expecting another hostage situation....... Nevermind. It's just a MacBook. I think the world is a better place without it.
I will pay you some rupees if you post a video of you shooting it. But you have to look at the camera and say that you are SparerToaster so I know it is not some video you pulled off of the internet.
Ill pay you 1,000r to smash it with a hammer and put it out of our misery, on camera, saying you are toaster.
Fun thing, Apple recently announced their first drop in profits for 10 years. Shares are also worth half of what they were since then.
At school, we were doing a Stock Market project where we "bought" stocks. We bought Apple and that was the whole reason we lost like 2,000 dollars.