[ Giveaway ] 15 Lucky Redstone

Discussion in 'Public Member Events' started by Beacon_CW, Sep 10, 2015.

  1. Sorry for the harsh joke. I greatly feel ashamed. I am really sad what I did. The thing is my whole family and most of England uses these kind of hard jokes. This was a classic. I reported it and hope it will be deleted from the thread I am deaply sad of that I did. Sorry EMC
  2. Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"
    A: "You can't tuna fish
  3. Lol i heard that joke before its funny you get a lucky redstone and its ok sbout your other joke everyone makes mistakes
  4. Ok. Ready for my killer joke? Here it goes!

    My life
  5. lol nice you get a piece
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  6. I C what you mean;
    Most computer jokes are pretty good, but there are some exceptions.
    Anyone? No..?
  7. Ok and no offense i just heard that joke way to many times and it doesnt make me laugh anymore
  8. Eh, I'll just have a cup of Java and note that my jokes aren't var e funny.
    Dufne likes this.
  9. Java was relating to the programming language, and I was defining variable "e" to make it sound like 'very'. I'll stop now.
  10. Not by me:

    Q: Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?"
    A: He was studying foreign languages.
    Pixel_Cat23 likes this.
  11. The police arrested two boys for disorderly conduct: One was eating fireworks, and the other one was drinking battery acid. They protested and demanded a trial. One of them was charged and the other was let off.
    Pixel_Cat23 and Penguinub like this.
  12. Dr_Chocolate14 :) u get a piece and so does Defne_b_ded
  13. Here is my joke, I hope you like it.

    This one guys house was over 100 degrees this winter, it was crazy! And two weeks later, they caught the arsonist.
    Defne_b_ded likes this.
  14. Photons have mass? I didn't know they where Catholic.
  15. What do you call an alligator in a suit?
    An investigator

    Budum shhhh
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  16. I really wanted a camouflage shirt, but I couldn't find one.
  17. You know why he ate the clock?

    Because it was very time consuming.
  18. I never got my redstone ;_;
  19. shy i sent yours to u