[Fourm Game] Excuses Excuses Excuses

In this forum game, The last person to post gives you a task, and you have to get out of it by giving a wacky excuse! Here is a example!
Do the potty dance.
But I don't have to go!

And after you give a excuse, you must give a task for the next person!

RULES:
nothing inapropriate!
ALWAYS POST A NEW TASK!!!

And if you like the game, be sure to drop a like!

So now that you know how to play, I'll start us off!

Give me all your rupees!

Umm I can't pay myself so Give me diamonds!

Umm I have no diamonds so give me all your promo items!

I can't, I put them in the one year capsule so make a potato farm!

I can't, I don't have any potatoes. So, build a giant TNT sphere!

I can't, I'm not a diamond supporter, Buy me diamond supporter!

Sorry, I'll have to save my money for an alt. But go play minecraft!

I can't, I took my computer apart. Give me your holiday promo.

I can't, I forgot to feed my llama sorry.
Give me all yeh rupees!
Edit- Ninja'd but still works I suppose

Can't,I'm poor ,but give me your account...

Can't, making a sandwich, so... make a statue!

Sorry, where would I get the materials? Can you hack moodle for me please?

Sorry, what is that? Make a flying pickle!

sorry I just sold my last ingredients for one, make me rich in every way!!!!

Sorry, I can't.
I made myself rich #IJustDidThat