Thought I'd post the story so far: Once upon a time there was an IceCreamCow who was a Mod that rode a flying two horned guinea pig that hunted evil trolls all across the empire. Then came a warrior... that had taken over EmpireMineCraft. It failed though so he ran away to edit the wiki And post MANY pictures... of awesome pink piggehs. Piggies are so cute Of AWESOME pink piggehs who enjoyed being BBQed. Then killed JackBiggin ha, unha because I lived. When OUT OF NOWHERE... came Green_Mystery and banned Jesus from his Loveboat. He cryed for hours... over his broken loveboat, then green_mystery kicked griefers for playing rough. Suddenly! They appeal correctly! and come back to blame their brother for all that was done by a guy called Justin, who is busy making large cupcake monsters while eating big tasty sandwiches made out of emc's mainframe coding and the rupees he got by eating a giant Enderman, who killed Steve because he danced like a pink ballerina on a massive water buffalo that had drunk too much cherry beetle juice... and imploded afterwards but created a black hole sucking everyone into it. Afterwards the black hole God brang back people and EMC was born, with more supporters and then there was cake. But a new enemy and the cake was... A great big lie And the pigs weren't. So they ate all of the yummy cakes. The new space shuttles... lifted off from the...
