You're banned for banning people without the authority to do so! (hmmm, doesn't look good for me either )
You're banned for banning people that banned people without authority, even though you don't have the authority either. Oh wait...
You're just banned for your reason given! This is done by the authority of whomever started this thread and I am not subject to the same ban!
You're banned because you assumed I thought frogs weren't cool, when in fact I was just referencing clover's profile pic
You're banned for having a severed panda head as your profile pic. (don't deny it, we can all see the dripping blood)