I grow potatoes within a villager farm and eat them. Then I get psychedelic armor and potions of night vision and invisibility. One of my Pillow Dragons eats a hostile Wither. My hill. That's a Wither.
Paul McCartney comes to the hill, and creates waves of awesomeness, knocking you off the hill. My hill.
Brings Justin Bieber to the hill and he sings his horrible songs scaring everyone away, even Paul McCartney. My Hill.
Sends CREEPER ARMY to the hill, resulting it the hill being gone. I rebuild the hill out of diamond blocks and I bring ICC to lay TNT traps.
All my dragons, sheepuffs, SSF's corgis, and your retriever come together to bring down Justin Beiber. My hill.
Scales the newly built diamond hill, and see there are various pressure plates at the top. Pickaxe in hand, pokedude987 mine the pressure plates out of the hill, and walks over to SpaceShuttleFan and kicks him off. My hill.
The Joker suddenly appears and scares batman so much that he pees his pants and runs away in his embarrassment.
Drinks a speed potion and zooms around the hill. As penfoldex attempts to push me off, I dodge him, making him roll down the hill. My hill now.