first thing you rember saying on a mc server

My first conversation on an MP server was:
<Ethereum>: Hey guys, what is the bar of drumsticks on the bottom-right of my screen?
<Skelewar>: hunger bar
<Ethereum>: How do I refill it?
<Skelewar>: cook food

Then, I proceeded to:
~ Throw raw beef (killed some cows) into a fire I made with my flint and steel (you got one in starter kit).
~ Find a pool of lava and started tossing raw beef in.
~Take coal, toss it on the ground, light it on fire, and THEN toss some raw beef in.
~Use a crafting table and put coal in the bottom and random meat on top
~Put coal in the top slot of a furnace and raw beef in the bottom.
~Gave up and just started drowning self whenever hunger bar got low.

i said "so do we have any money or something like money?"

I said "hi im frum planit mc, plz mak me a operrador."

lol i like dissssssss *BOOM*

it wont cook!!!!!!!!!!

xD Sorry for laughing but this was good

I think my first post I was standing in town watching chat and it was "Am I the oldest person on this server?"

This was my first server, and i was shyish at first so the first thing i said, accidentally, was ".home" lol

i onese did ./hop and pressed esc when i saw it

Hmmm, I think I asked who could sell me some melon seeds... How boring

scratch what i said earlier: turns out i actually said: hello world! my name is imbobertrobert and i will rule all of minecraft! so where do i get started?

(i was kicked for spam lol)
(i asked the admin of the server what my first post was since he has an extensive log of chat. )

IamSaj.

the second thing i said was like this
kcfhefjldktlt5tn8hef4kdf

You should've been kicked.

thare was 300 chatty people on so it was wiped out of the chat