Essay writing: How to write a proper introductory paragraph.

This made me chuckle uncontrollably, take my likes! And my Alt's likes!

'tis a shame we're not allowed to learn about that book in the UK anymore :/ (the head of education said it was silly to for British teenagers to be reading American literature in British schools' or something). I would have loved to read it.

Also, if I can get it, I'll post the introductory paragraphs I wrote for my speech on cannabis and the death penalty (both of which I was a mark away from an A on )

I can absolutely promise you that you wouldn't have.

Why not?

• Chapter 1 will literally kill you
• It has one of the dullest storylines in the history of mankind
• Somehow, the film is even worse - which is a problem when you base all your CAs on the films.

I thought as much. Still, it would have been nice to read through it myself and decide whether I liked it or not

And even if I didn't, I would force myself to read it - like I did with A Game of Thrones (let's be cereal here, its really boring until near the end). The only difference between the two is that 'A Game of Thrones' got better and less boring towards the end - I'd imagine HTKAM is different...

I must relate. I understand the feel of the story and the message, however I find it just as interesting as The Catcher in the Rye (which, in my opinion, was a VERY dull book).

You are a horrible person for using that picture.

Is it just me, or do you have an arsenal of GIFs waiting to be used? =P

I have some, but some of them I just quickly google image search xD

I don't know If I need to do all this stuff now, but in the future I might need to use some of this advice or something...
After all, If I pass 6th grade this year, It's off to 7th grade next August! I might need to do summer school or do 6th grade again since I'm pretty much failing in math... yeah.