Chuck Norris

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  1. There are so many jokes about Chuck Norris.None about Bruce Lee.

    Why?
    Because Bruce Lee is no joke.
    Iceraider14, Apr 22, 2012
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  2. Right on, Bruce lee killed Chuck Norris
    The_Boulder, Apr 22, 2012
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  3. There fixed.
    journeynaut, Apr 22, 2012
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  4. By the way, Jackie Chan beats them all.:D (JK)
    smile3, Apr 22, 2012
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  5. Puh-lease you guys. We all know Mr. Rogers could kick all their [-snip-] if he were still around.
    Xinn, Apr 22, 2012
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  6. I have loved this song since ever
    Yukon1200, Apr 22, 2012
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  7. Me too xD It's first thing that popped into my head when I was reading the posts.
    Xinn, Apr 22, 2012
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  8. Search Superman on Google Images.
    IamSaj, Apr 22, 2012
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  9. Jackie could beat Bruce Lee E-A-S-Y;)
    smile3, Apr 22, 2012
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  10. Chuck Norris once peed into a trucks fuel tank, yea, it became Optimus Prime!
    MR2R2M, Apr 22, 2012
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  11. This...
    iSmooch, Apr 22, 2012
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  12. I find that offensive for more than one reason...

    Also, I don't care for Chuck Norris. (the actual person) He holds a lot of values and opinions that I strongly disagree with.
    ilyvion, Apr 23, 2012
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  13. You don't troll chuck norris. Chuck Norris Trolls You.
    tclementi1, Apr 23, 2012
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  14. Chuck Norris once shot down an enemy fighter plane by pointing at it, and saying "Bang."
    Yukon1200, Apr 23, 2012
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  15. In a Fight between Batman and Darth Vader. Chuck Norris would Win.
    Xinn, Apr 23, 2012
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  16. Chuck Norris is the creater of the big bang he was angry.
    tclementi1, Apr 23, 2012
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  17. Wrong. The Big Bang was simply Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking God in the face.
    Yukon1200, Apr 23, 2012
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  18. Chuck norris doesn't walk on water he strolls on water.
    tclementi1, Apr 23, 2012
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  19. Mahaha black knight "It's only a flesh wound"
    The_Boulder, Apr 23, 2012
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  20. Actually, he just stands on it and then commands "Forward!" and the water moves him :p
    MR2R2M, Apr 23, 2012
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