Chuck Norris

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by smile3, Apr 22, 2012.

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  1. There are so many jokes about Chuck Norris.None about Bruce Lee.

    Why?
    Because Bruce Lee is no joke.
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  2. Right on, Bruce lee killed Chuck Norris
  3. There fixed.
  4. By the way, Jackie Chan beats them all.:D (JK)
  5. Puh-lease you guys. We all know Mr. Rogers could kick all their [-snip-] if he were still around.
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  6. I have loved this song since ever
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  7. Me too xD It's first thing that popped into my head when I was reading the posts.
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  8. Search Superman on Google Images.
  9. Jackie could beat Bruce Lee E-A-S-Y;)
  10. Chuck Norris once peed into a trucks fuel tank, yea, it became Optimus Prime!
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  11. This...
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  12. I find that offensive for more than one reason...

    Also, I don't care for Chuck Norris. (the actual person) He holds a lot of values and opinions that I strongly disagree with.
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  13. You don't troll chuck norris. Chuck Norris Trolls You.
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  14. Chuck Norris once shot down an enemy fighter plane by pointing at it, and saying "Bang."
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  15. In a Fight between Batman and Darth Vader. Chuck Norris would Win.
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  16. Chuck Norris is the creater of the big bang he was angry.
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  17. Wrong. The Big Bang was simply Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking God in the face.
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  18. Chuck norris doesn't walk on water he strolls on water.
  19. Mahaha black knight "It's only a flesh wound"
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  20. Actually, he just stands on it and then commands "Forward!" and the water moves him :p
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