Chuck Norris

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  1. smile3, Apr 22, 2012
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  2. The first rule about Chuck Norris: You don't talk about Chuck Norris.
    Yukon1200, Apr 22, 2012
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  3. Did you go to the link?
    smile3, Apr 22, 2012
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  4. Yeah I found that on my own a few years ago XD
    Yukon1200, Apr 22, 2012
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  5. nice.
    smile3, Apr 22, 2012
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  6. I did xD
    Squizzel_Boy, Apr 22, 2012
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  7. The original title of the Bible was Chuck Norris and Friends.
    WonkaTime, Apr 22, 2012
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  8. The credits at the end of each episode of Walker Texas Ranger, is actually a list of round-house kick related fatalities that happend during its filming.
    WonkaTime, Apr 22, 2012
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  9. Very true I even have a copy
    Squizzel_Boy, Apr 22, 2012
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  10. CHUCKKKK NORISSSSSSS!!!!!!! :0
    doobadooba, Apr 22, 2012
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  11. Oh, and you just did so watch your back bro ;)
    IamSaj, Apr 22, 2012
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  12. They say you can't cheat Death, but Chuck beat Death fairly.
    IamSaj, Apr 22, 2012
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  13. Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim though land
    Mrlegitislegit, Apr 22, 2012
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  14. Ghost sit around a campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories. Chuck Norris gurgles peanut butter in his spare time.
    Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, thats why there's no signs of life. Chuck Norris once went into the Labyrinth. After a long hour, the maze got lost. When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris once won American Idol with sign language.
    IamSaj, Apr 22, 2012
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  15. If by some incredible space time paradox, Chuck Norris were to ever fight himself, he would win. Period.
    Yukon1200, Apr 22, 2012
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  16. Chuck has a grizzly bear rug in his room. The bear isn't dead its just afraid to move. Chuck Norris once killed two stones with a single bird. Chuck can cut through a hot knife with butter. Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience. Chuck Norris once pissed on a semi-truck to troll the driver. The truck is now known as Optimus Prime. Chuck Norris once peed in a can and sold it under the name "Red Bull". Chuck Norris once had a fight with Superman. The winner had to wear underwear on the outside of his pants.
    IamSaj, Apr 22, 2012
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  17. Does that mean Superman beat Chuck Norris?
    autumnrain26, Apr 22, 2012
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  18. When Chuck Norris adds milk to rice crispies, they shut the [-snip-] up!
    Malicaii12, Apr 22, 2012
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  19. One day a blind man was walking and bumped into chuck norris, at the touch of him he regained sight, only to see the round house kick that killed him.
    IPwnCreeps, Apr 22, 2012
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  20. I don't get all of this. I don't see why everyone talks up Chuck Norris... He is not a god or anything hes just an ageing actor who is good at karate. If he is really as AWESOME as every one says, he will come in here right now and rub my face all over my keyboaprvnawreihvhap-enrgeurpgvaerajg-v8er0hygare08fg5hqj40trffhqjn38gh5tre8ah9gq-ertgjt8er0qgh-4tr9gu8q54rjq4
    Yukon1200, Apr 22, 2012
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