I want to buy a horse. However, it cannot be just any horse. I want to very worst horse that you can find! I want a horse that can barely get off the ground, a horse that is barely faster than a pig, a horse that nobody in their right mind would bother to buy. I don't care about health/color, but the horse must have minimal jump and speed. I will pay 500r for this horse. If you believe you have a suitable candidate, please post the stats of your horse here. Thank you.