[AUCTION] Slow Bro Neighhh-borhood Collection

Discussion in 'Auction Archives' started by Zomberina, Mar 22, 2022.

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  1. Man, I have got the fever for horses, and the stats I've been gettin lately have been interesting. If you missed my last auction with a 48 speed horse, I'm sorry, this isn't that slow again. BUT, with the latest update, it's gettin' a bit harder to get slower horses. So, I offer the Slow Bro Neighhh-borhood Collection to help you get started on your quest to steeds so slow, a turtle looks fast.

    Opening bid: 1r
    Min bid increment: 1r
    Auction ends 28 hours after last valid bid
    Preview and pick up at 6148 on smp3

    Below are the four horses up for auction:

    You have the patriarch, Slow Bro. His stats are:
    Brown None
    Speed 53.44
    Jump 72.84
    HP 23.33

    Next is Molasses, who has a faint heart. Her stats are:
    Black none
    Speed 54.71
    Jump 77.63
    HP 20.33

    Then you have their leisurely neighbor Larry. His stats:
    Brown None
    Speed 69.69
    Jump 70.53
    HP 23.40

    And, then. Well, we have Ur Mom. She's a bit tanky and likes to have a good time.
    White White
    Speed 69.69
    Jump 63.95
    HP 24.15

    Along with this fun pack of slow horses, you are bidding on the following:

    DCs
    Prismarine Bricks
    Blue Ice
    Polished Granite
    Polished Diorite
    Polished Andesite

    SCs
    Copper Block
    Birch Logs
    Flowering Azalea Leaves
    Jungle Leaves

    9 Stacks

    Glowstone
    Dark Prismarine
    Prismarine
    Cooked Turkey promo food

    And....
    9 x Totem of Undying
    1 stack of Remote Shop Signs
    9 Enchanted Apples
    1 pair of Cupid's Wings
    1 Nutcracker promo axe
    Level 3 Witch Gem

    ANNNNDDDD Introducing the ZCOIN NFT The Abyss. This is a one of a kind 18-page art book that features flip page animations, deep thought, and more. Can be previewed at +missz on smp3 in my Book Nook. This has not and will not be copied or reproduced. There are other NFTs floating around, but none are alike or feature the same theme or art.

    Happy Bidding!
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  2. 1r, wow i really could use a minecraft NFT
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  3. 200001
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  4. 222222
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  5. 247247 for you dras
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  6. 500k from yours truly
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  7. Giddyap!!! Final callllllll
  8. 500001
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  9. 505505
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  10. 555555
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  11. Bump Bump!
  12. CONGRATS! You won :D Ty for the prompt payment access sign in 5 min
  13. Paid and picked up! thanks!!!!
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