[AUCTION] Chuck Norris's Toothpick (God Sword)

Discussion in 'Community Auction Archives' started by HashDankHog, Nov 3, 2013.

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  1. Item: God sword with unbreaking III, Sharpness V, Knockback II, looting III, and fire aspect II renamed "Chuck Norris's Toothpick".
    Starting Bid: 100r
    Minimum Bid Raise: 100r
    Auction Ends: 48 Hours after final bid
    Pickup: 2124 SMP1
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  2. Under his beard is not a chin, just another fist
  3. 1100
    Chuck Norris once peed on a semi truck, that semi truck is now known as optimums prime
  4. No, it is a machine gun

    Bump! Chuck Norris once gave a horse an uppercut. Today we know this species as giraffe
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  5. 3.1k
    chuck norris has a beard it is known in some cultures as "a beard"
  6. 3.2k hehehe I know your full name, Hayden Coorman.
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  7. 3.3k i dunno who you talking to that aint my name
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  8. You are missing an e
  9. Bump. Some say that in chuck norris's free time he likes to break nokia's
  10. Bump. If chuck norris has his fists in his pocket it is considered a concealed weapon.
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  11. 5.5k
    Chuck Norris can burn ants with a magnifying glass........at night
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  12. 5.6k.

    When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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  13. 5.7k
    Chuck Norris doesn't read, he just stares them down until they give him the information he wants.
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  14. *doesn't read books
  15. 5.8k
    fear of spiders is called aracnaphobia, fear of small spaces is called claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.
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  16. bump. Chuck norris doesn't use the toilet. he scares the crap out of it.
  17. Bump. Chuck Norris one beat up slenderman in the dark.
  18. 5.9k
    Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not budder.
    Chuck Norris can make a statue bleed.
    chuck Norris counted to infinity..........twice.
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