[AUCTION] Chuck Norris's Toothpick (God Sword)

Discussion in 'Auction Archives' started by HashDankHog, Nov 3, 2013.

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  1. Bump. If you call chuck norris he has the wrong number you're wrong. You just picked up the wrong phone.
  2. 6k
    Chuck Norris Built the Hospital He Was Born In.
  3. i See dat sign to the left :p
  4. On the other side of the wall there was a crap chest 2.0
  5. hahaha, i have a couple aswell xD
  6. Bump. Chuck norris doesn't need to worry about the purge (running out of ideas for jokes)
  7. Come on. Chuck Norris wants you to buy this.
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    Jesus walked on water, Chuck Norris swims though land.
    In a race to the moon who would win, Superman or Iron Man? Chuck Norris.
    Chuck Norris can beat the Sun in a staring contest.
    Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, but death hasn't had the courage to tell him yet.
    Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that why there's no signs of life.
    There was once a street named Chuck Norris, but they had to change the name, as no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
    When the Boogeyman goes to bed every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
    Chuck Norris can cut a hot knife with butter.
    Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is in hiding.
    Death had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
    A rattlesnake once bit Chuck Norris, and after 3 days of pan and suffering.........the snake died.

    P.S. I want you all to know that I actually hate Chuck Norris, but the jokes are funny. Chuck Norris is just a good actor, that's all, and if he was actually as good as everyone said he was, he would come over to my house and shove my face into my keyboa87,.hjhkxddstfghser345q08[w45y89.
  9. 6.2k
    Chuck Norris Can Build A Snowman Out Of Rain.
  10. ok dude, that last part was the funniest thing ive read all week!
  11. i'll bid on this if you can change the name if i win
  12. I could always change the name IF you win
  13. Thank you, you are to kind, but that joke was actually told to me by my friend WhitLegend885, so all credit to him. Unfortunately, I have reached my budget, so you have won this round.
  14. I can change the name. Do you plan to bid?
  15. Bump with less than 10 hours left.
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