[AUCTION] Chuck Norris's Toothpick (God Sword)

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  1. Item: God sword with unbreaking III, Sharpness V, Knockback II, looting III, and fire aspect II renamed "Chuck Norris's Toothpick".
    Starting Bid: 100r
    Minimum Bid Raise: 100r
    Auction Ends: 48 Hours after final bid
    Pickup: 2124 SMP1
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    HashDankHog, Nov 3, 2013
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  2. Under his beard is not a chin, just another fist
    1k
    Luckygreenbird, Nov 3, 2013
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  3. 1100
    Chuck Norris once peed on a semi truck, that semi truck is now known as optimums prime
    LittleJimSlade, Nov 3, 2013
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  4. 3k
    jJayden, Nov 3, 2013
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  5. No, it is a machine gun
    *Optimus*

    Bump! Chuck Norris once gave a horse an uppercut. Today we know this species as giraffe
    HashDankHog, Nov 3, 2013
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  6. 3.1k
    chuck norris has a beard it is known in some cultures as "a beard"
    whatkom, Nov 3, 2013
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  7. 3.2k hehehe I know your full name, Hayden Coorman.
    Gibabyte, Nov 3, 2013
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  8. 3.3k i dunno who you talking to that aint my name
    whatkom, Nov 3, 2013
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  9. You are missing an e
    Bump!
    HashDankHog, Nov 3, 2013
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  10. 5k
    MoeMacZap, Nov 4, 2013
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  11. Bump. Some say that in chuck norris's free time he likes to break nokia's
    HashDankHog, Nov 4, 2013
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  12. Bump. If chuck norris has his fists in his pocket it is considered a concealed weapon.
    HashDankHog, Nov 4, 2013
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  13. 5.5k
    Chuck Norris can burn ants with a magnifying glass........at night
    BurgerKnight, Nov 4, 2013
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  14. 5.6k.

    When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
    Gibabyte, Nov 4, 2013
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  15. 5.7k
    Chuck Norris doesn't read, he just stares them down until they give him the information he wants.
    BurgerKnight, Nov 4, 2013
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  16. *doesn't read books
    BurgerKnight, Nov 4, 2013
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  17. 5.8k
    fear of spiders is called aracnaphobia, fear of small spaces is called claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.
    Trapper777, Nov 4, 2013
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  18. bump. Chuck norris doesn't use the toilet. he scares the crap out of it.
    HashDankHog, Nov 4, 2013
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  19. Bump. Chuck Norris one beat up slenderman in the dark.
    HashDankHog, Nov 5, 2013
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  20. 5.9k
    Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not budder.
    Chuck Norris can make a statue bleed.
    chuck Norris counted to infinity..........twice.
    BurgerKnight, Nov 5, 2013
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