>Be me >22 year old at the time >Living in small town >Few rich people here, one of them being my neighbor >A doctor that lives with his wife >They own an inn called the Spanish Inn >Pretty nice place >fast forward to one year ago >Inn burns down in a fire >Doctor and wife file their insurance claim >Insurance inspector shows up working with police >Discovers the cause for the fire was arson >Doctor claims it must have been the faulty aluminum wiring >Insurance company isn't buying it >Take Doctor and Wife to court >They don't have much evidence against him however >Court days drag on, neither side is getting anywhere >Day 27 of court, Judge is tired of this crap >Gets ready to rule in favor of the Doctor >Suddenly, the Doctor's wife bursts into tears in the middle of the testimony >Tells the entire court room the Doctor is the one who set the inn on fire >Says it was because the building was already crumbling, and they didn't want to pay for demolition >The whole town is shocked >The entire town trusted him and believed him simply because he's a doctor >But then I realized ... >Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inn Physician (If you don't know Monty Python, you won't get this joke)
