MrSocks75

My boss told me I can't get a promotion cause I am too valuable where I am. I worked a bit too hard, I guess.

YAY! 100 Tickets and two awesome prizes to go with them! Once again, congrats to the Build Team! 🎉🍾

Only found 93 tickets. The last ones to find are well hidden.

My backyard (back garden) is becoming a great place for wildlife. I didn't know I could sit on my deck for so long just watching the parade of animals. Nature is so beautiful.

I setup bird feeders in my yard. I have never seen so many birds both in number and variety in my life. It feels so cool to be a friend to nature!

Tell your family you love them. You never know when one of them will be told by a doctor they have only months to live.

I got more bacon so today I just had double bacon double cheeseburgers. 🥓🥓🍔🥓🥓🍔

I made triple bacon, egg, and cheese sandwiches for dinner. I wish I had more bacon to make quadruple bacon, egg and cheese sandwiches though. Oh, I love bacon. 🥓🥓🥓

"Never be afraid to stand with the minority when the minority is right, for the minority which is right will one day be the majority." - William Jennings Bryan

It is now safe to believe everything you see and hear on the internet again.

Today is the only day that people do not believe everything they see on the internet.

“Doublethink means the power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one's mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them.” ― George Orwell, 1984

I guess we are at the point where 2 + 2 = 5

Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you'll get if you're able to 'fall asleep right now'.

I was going to tell you a joke about time travel, but you didn't like it.

My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman today. I was sent home early as a reward!

This has been a heck of a week. Looking forward to some R&R this weekend.

You are awesome!

"Victory will never be found by taking the path of least resistance." - Winston Churchill

“There is nothing like a dream to create the future.” — Victor Hugo