Comments on Profile Post by Torian42

  1. FenrisTheWulf
    FenrisTheWulf
    you monster
    Jun 27, 2017
  2. FenrisTheWulf
    FenrisTheWulf
    THEYRE RARE YOU KNOW
    Jun 27, 2017
  3. Torian42
    Torian42
    So I probably shouldn't mention my horse cooker and squid dehydrator... right?
    Jun 27, 2017
  4. FloatinPineapple
    FloatinPineapple
    xD "storage". Don't worry Fenris, people who don't kill their parrots will feed them cookies and breed them and sell them for thousands of dollars.
    Jun 27, 2017
  5. 607
    607
    Feeding them cookies will kill them, right?
    Jun 28, 2017
  6. FloatinPineapple
    FloatinPineapple
    I thought cookies bred them.... They used to at least. I heard Mojang changed that but I was never 100% sure.
    Jun 28, 2017
  7. 607
    607
    Quoting Jeb: "Our reasoning for originally using cookies was twofold; it gave cookies a reason to exist within Minecraft, and it was a subtle reference to the Nirvana song 'Polly.' However, we didn't consider what the chocolate ingredient would mean to real life parrots!"
    Jun 28, 2017
  8. FloatinPineapple
    FloatinPineapple
    Oh ok, missed that one, is there a way to breed parrots though?
    Jun 28, 2017
  9. FenrisTheWulf
    FenrisTheWulf
    No way to breed em
    Jun 28, 2017
  10. FloatinPineapple
    FloatinPineapple
    In that case..... TORIAN YOU ARE A MONSTER!! xD
    Jun 28, 2017
  11. Torian42
    Torian42
    *slowly scrapes pressed parrot off the bottom of an anvil* Ah... wafer thin.
    Jun 28, 2017
  12. FloatinPineapple
    FloatinPineapple
    .......I'm calling PETA xD
    Jun 28, 2017
  13. Torian42
    Torian42
    People Eating Tasty Animals? Go for it. I have a fresh batch of deep fried parrot chips right here. :D
    Jun 29, 2017
  14. FloatinPineapple
    FloatinPineapple
    No the other PETA xD but on second thought, it is a lot of work to pick up a phone and call them, so I think imma just have to give you a slap on the wrist this time
    Jun 29, 2017