Step 1) lay down in a blanket. Step 2) Wrap yourself in it. Step 3) Roll down the stairs in it. Step 4) As your parents are rushing you to the ER, tell them your one and only dream in life is to be a burrito.
The doctors treating you at the ER will surely understand and will rip your innards out and stuff you in the blanket. It's a beautiful process tbh, and I love doctors who go the extra mile like that <3
Okay, I didn't do it. Two perfectly willing, totally co-operational subjects did it. They said no a few times but they weren't complaining after the procedure was over (they were dead but that doesn't matter).
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