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makes me happy people still play emc Jun 29, 2022

1. CaptainFoxy_
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  Jul 27, 2016
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  2. salmjd
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    Jul 27, 2016
2. Unidnt
  Sweet terraria cultist in the sig!
  
  Jul 23, 2016
  1. ESSELEM likes this.
3. salmjd
  The week is for sleep
  
  Jul 9, 2016
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  2. CaptainFoxy_
    I've told Kiku the same thing xD
    
    Jul 12, 2016
4. cj12115
  why have i not been following you xD
  
  Jul 1, 2016
  1. ESSELEM likes this.
5. salmjd
  Refound this server after three days D: having a lot of fun and nostalgia
  
  Jun 30, 2016
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6. 29672057602
  just asking how ya get ya profile pic its awesome!
  
  Jun 21, 2016
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  2. Bosoc
    oh ye, too bad i'm not accepting them any more XD
    too much pressure
    
    Jun 22, 2016
7. salmjd
  TIL: it's actually illegal to break the law
  
  Jun 18, 2016
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  2. AverageWalrus
    *takes hammer and smashes the word law* am I a criminal now?
    
    Jun 18, 2016
  3. salmjd
    yea man you da real thug
    
    Jun 18, 2016
8. salmjd
  I gave my order name as sally at starbucks and they wrote salad lol
  
  Jun 2, 2016
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  2. AverageWalrus
    I need to see this
    
    Jun 2, 2016
9. Bosoc
  -ppfttt
  
  May 10, 2016
10. salmjd
  Abraham Lincoln said you can't believe everything you see on the internet. He was right.
  
  May 7, 2016
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11. Bosoc
  get your toshie bek here, i ain't eating all this by myself! ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)
  
  Apr 27, 2016
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12. salmjd
  Profile pic made by Carocoii
  
  Mar 28, 2016
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  3. Bosoc
    get your ass over here than shadow n request one, XD
    only cost a few billion dollars
    
    Mar 29, 2016
  4. salmjd
    a small loan of a few billion dollars ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
    
    Mar 29, 2016
  5. Bosoc
    am mother trump feeds her trumplings a small loan of a million dollars ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
    
    Mar 29, 2016
13. Bosoc
  (runs over)) u didn't drink my beer
  
  Mar 28, 2016
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  2. salmjd
    Now i did ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
    
    Mar 28, 2016
14. AverageWalrus
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  Mar 28, 2016
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  2. salmjd
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    Mar 28, 2016
15. salmjd
  Optifine for 1.9 is out :O
  
  Mar 27, 2016
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16. Dim5678
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  Mar 16, 2016
  2. salmjd
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    Mar 17, 2016
17. salmjd
  burning dallars
  
  Mar 16, 2016
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  2. Ritunn
    Literally? If so that's illegal. If metaphorically what on?
    
    Mar 16, 2016
  3. salmjd
    ssshh
    
    Mar 17, 2016
  4. Ritunn
    ...
    
    Mar 17, 2016
18. salmjd
  ugh this tropicana tastes like florida natural =P
  
  Feb 26, 2016
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19. salmjd
  comes on and sees he has 10 alerts :O oh wait nvm it's just people like spamming mercenaries2009's profile =P
  
  Feb 25, 2016
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  2. BlinkyBinky
    Saaame
    
    Feb 25, 2016
20. salmjd
  I just chewed like 3 apple seeds and swallowed them... then I find out they have cyanide? If you never see me again, you know where I am =P
  
  Feb 23, 2016
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  2. full_diaper
    Well, cyanide would kill you in a few seconds :P
    
    Feb 23, 2016
  3. Tuqueque
    Apple venom is what was used to kill imprtant people in the past via a drink
    
    Feb 23, 2016
  4. Ritunn
    Don't worry when I read a book on toxicology I learned this and you would at least need to eat about 200 of them.
    
    Feb 23, 2016
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