[Forum Game] King of the Hill

I didn't want to use this power. But I use the power of hacks to ban you all. I am now the king. Nobody dies. Nothing is destroyed. I just remain king.

I don't want to have to do this, but I get SamSimx's ban hammer on loan, and ban you for reason "l0l0l0000ooo0o0o0 hax0rz". I am now the king.

I get akiar to ban samsmix and you and then I walk up the hill

I am now king

I conjure Caden's Army of Attack Squids and Chickens to Keel u. And Also, It Rains burning Piz Arols above your Head, and all of this happens while I sit in a Fire-Retardant Hut

I use my godly ninja skills to sneak to the top of the hill. I thrown a smoke bomb at you which hits your eye and knocks you off the hill. I bury myself deep within the hill, never to be found, hibernating.

I am once again king of the hill!

I got my efficiency 5 Unbreakable Shovel and dug you up, and threw you off of the hill. Teh hill iz mien now

I send my Army of Moles to Dig you Out, They do, and I Take your Hibernating Body and sacrifice it to my army of Cyborg Magikarps

I am now the king

edit- Ninja'd (literally)

I fly back up the hill, insanely angry. I yell "WHO DARES TO AWAKEN ME!!!". I grow very large but as I see your pitiful small figure, I grow smaller. I pull out a wooden sword enchanted with knock back XXXXXXIVIIIV and give you a light tap.

I am now the king of the hill

While correcting your improper use of Roman Numerals, I create an impenetrable force field that cannot be destroyed. (I wonder how this will end)

While realizing that I am no good at large roman numerals ( They were made up. ) I use the same tactics that were used when I made an impenetrable force field! I send a penetrating missile at the force field! I destroys the force field and knocks you off!!!

I am now King of The Hill

My next mission as king of the hill is to make peace with all other people who wish to be king! We shall build a huge palace to house us all, and we will rule happily together forever!

WE are The Kings/Queens of The Hill!

This land isn't big enough for the all of us! I use my panda army to invade your fortress and take supreme leader!!

Me and my panda army are now kings

Pandas don't take dibs!

I mount my steed, and leap up to the top of the hill! I then yank a piz arol from my left back pocket, and overfeed everyone at the top of the mountain. I'm now the king.

Note: to those of you wondering what my steed looks like, it's something along the lines of this:

I hipnotize your steed and make it kill you. I am now king.

I cast utter end, exiling you and claiming the hill. I'm the king.

I return, and seal you in a bedrock box. I am king.

I bring in My Cabbage Grenade Launchers and beat You with cabbage army and conquer the new hill with cabbages.
*THE HILL NOW HAVE CABBAGES FARMS*

I am unaffected as I am a machine and set your army on fire. I am king.

You could have conquered the farms instead.... :|