[Forum Game] The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

Granted, it's frozen.
I wish I could read even faster.

Granted, but in turn you can't speak fast anymore
I wish I could be a reindeer!

Granted, but you fly over a military base and are shot down.
I wish I was on the surface of the sun.

You die. 'nuff said.
I wish I had a cookie.

Granted, but just before you eat it someone comes up and smashes it to bits
I wish I was a frog

Granted, you taste like chicken
I wish to be a creeper,

but you blow up. I wish it was christmas.

Granted, but Santa skips your house for the next four years.

I wish Aether 1.4 was out.

granted, but after that update, there are no more updates to come
i wish i had some budder

Granted, but nobody understands the link there....

I wish my wish wasn't wished so my wish could be wished by the wishing king of wishers, who is I.

Granted, but it melts.
I wish I had a block of dirt.
{edit} Darn it! this is for two posts up!

Granted, but you get banned for spamming wishes.
I wish I had a wither skull, and I'm wearing diamond armor and have a fire potion so I cannot die. Take that.

Granted, but the Wither knocks you into the void.

I wish Fate PC would be updated.

Granted, when you update the game is no longer compatible with your computer.

I wish I had a cape in minecraft

Granted, but you're sued for stealing the one millionth buyer of minecraft cape.
I wish 1783 was still here.

Granted but then the property explodes.
I wish I had a working train in EMC. (not minecarts)

Granted. The train was TNTed by IcC

I wish this wish was not real!

Granted, then you dont exist either.

I wish I had a huge ungriefable mansion in the wild.

Granted, but you can't build on it.

I wish Justin would return.

Granted, but he bans you.
I wish I could stay up later.