BlackKnight's secret is he physically cannot even. It is a terrible medical problem, contracted by accidentally sharing a coffee with someone who spends most of their time at Starbuck's.
Not quite... but that's a huge perk. Now I changed it to Latin so there's a proper pronunciation that I can tell people how they pronounced it wrong! ww2fan has no head. It's just another leg sticking out of the top of the neck.
How this thread works is, you think of a fake secret to tell about the person who posted just before you. For example: Jstclair41 secretly knew how this thread works. That one was probably a little bit too topical.