[Forum Game] Reveal above poster's secret

Title says it all. Obviously fake secrets of course.

Jakres is actually a dog with sunglasses.

SILVERMAN2 is actually a SILVERDRAGON2

Tedrocker is actually Santa.

jay2a is actually Nick5013's alt

AwesomeBuilder is actually not awesome

Tedrocker is secretly a Hive Mind of sentient lobsters gaining info so that the Lobsters can take over the World

AverageWalrus is really a seal.

Evesthery is actually yo moma

Awesomebuilder33 is actually an arctic fox in a disguise.

Uh, I'm waiting for Chewsy to make me an arctic fox profile pic..
Jakres is actually Aikars secret spy account

AwesomeBuilder33 is secretly a pizza roll. He disguises himself as a guinea pig.

Caden is actually a fox in a suit.

Jay2a has 9 fingers and 11 toes.

Uh.. K

Dektirok has a crush on SEPTHEKID

AwesomeBuilder33 is now a pizza pocket rather than a pizza roll.

Caden secretly dislikes pizza rolls.

Penguin actually hates Penguins

Mrlegitislegit isn't legit. He hacks

FinalArc is actually FirstArc.