In this game, we must come with a (crazy, totally unrelated to everything) Reason why X thing is illuminati confirmed. After the explanation, you must challenge the next person to explain why a Thing of there choice (Celery, Pterodactyls, KFC, etc) Is Illuminati confirmed. Now get your Tinfoil hats on everyone, and Lets Start. Im going to tell you all why Illuminati is Illuminati the Word Illuminati starts with the letter i A Lowercase I has a single dot do you know what else has a single dot? that's right, a Shirt with a single polka dot on it the Polka is a Kind of dance The Burger King also Dances Burger King sells Chicken Fries McDonalds also sells chicken There are 4 Letters in the first 4 letters of McDonalds 4+4=8 8 plus 1 is 9 9 Nein means no in German Germany you can buy Pretzels in Germany Pretzels are made out of Dough Dough is a slang term for money do you know what you can buy with money that's right, a Dog Dogs are Canines Canines are a kind of teeth Sea Lions have Canines Sea Lions are a black-ish color do you know what else is a black-ish color that's right Vegemite Vegemite is made from Vegetables Vegetables are Plants Plants are Green US Dollar Bills are also green A Dollar Bill is rectangular a Rectangle can be cut into 2 Triangles Triangles have 3 sides 3+3=6 6 divided by 2 is 3 a Triangle has 3 sides Triangles are Illuminati Therefore, Illuminati is Illuminati confirmed I challenge you, the next person, to explain why Ladybugs are Illuminati Confirmed
a ladybug has wings and on those wings are polka dots Therefore, ladybugs are illuminati. I challenge the next person to explain why Pepsi is illuminati.
Pepsi is Illuminati because it was made in North Carolina North Carolina is known for agriculture Monsanto is also known for agriculture Monsanto sucks McDonald's also sucks Mickey D's is another name for McDonald's Mickey D could also be "Mickey 'Mouse' Disney" Disney is Illuminati I challenge the next person to explain why Facebook is Illuminati
Facebook Faces People have faces People People run companies Companies Microsoft is a company Microsoft Microsoft made Hololens Hololens Illuminati is going to community through hololens Skype therefor Facebook is illuminati confirmed
Facebook Facebook contains the Word Book The Hobbit is a Book It was turned into a movie by Peter Jackson Peter Who else's first name is peter? That's right Peter Pan Peter Pan Peter Pan is a Brand of Peanut Butter Dogs like to Eat Peanut Butter Dog rhymes with Diablito Poison frog Frog Frogs Have 2 legs and 2 Arms 2+2=4 4 If you chop off 4 Tentacles off a squid, you can batter them and deep fry them in Oil to make Calamari Oil Olive Oil Olive Oil is made of Olives Olives Olives have Pits Apricots, Peaches, Cherries, and other Stone Fruits have pits the Sarlacc lives in a Pit the Sarlacc was in Star Wars, a Science-Fiction Movie Attack of the Killer Tomatoes is also a Sci-Fi Movie The Tomatoes in that movie are 3D shapes This is a 2D Tomato http://images.clipartpanda.com/tomato-clipart-black-and-white-tomato.jpg Triangles are 2D shapes As we know the Illuminati is a Triangle Therefore, Facebook is Illuminati confirmed NEXT: Why Tortoises are Illuminati CONFIRMED!
Tortoises Tortoises are slow Slow is the opposite of fast Planes are fast Planes have wings You know what else has wings? Bats Bats are black Black has 5 letters You know what else has 5 letters? Seven Seven minus 4 is 3 3/3 is 1 1 times nine is 9 9 divided by 3 is 3 Triangles have 3 sides Triangles are illuminati
I'm going to do why music is illuminati confirmed: A violin has 4 strings. What is the size of my violin? 1/2 size. What is the numerator of 1/2? 1. 4 - 1 = 3. A triangle has 3 sides. But wait, I'm not done. How many beats is a dotted half note? (or minim, for those that are not Americans) 3 beats. How does a dotted half note look like: A open oval with a straight line coming out of the right side of it, with a dot next to the line. What happens when you remove the stem and move the dot into the oval? You get something that looks like an eye. What happens when you put your "eye" into a triangle? You get an eye inside of a triangle. What is the illuminati symbol? An eye inside of a triangle. ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED. I challenge the next person to prove how Aikar is part of the illuminati.
I'm so confuzzled....but yet I undertand it. This makes me feel very much like a sophisticated idiot.
But BK, its not Finished, we Just haven't Finished the Tracks on the Rollercoaster. Why are you ever riding on an Unfinished Rollercoaster Anyways? That is against Walrus World Theme Park co. Park Rules
Aikar He runs EMC EMC has 3 letters A triangle has 3 sides Triangles are illuminati Aikar is illuminati confirmed. The next person should do why is Donald Trump illuminati.
Donald Trump Donald Duck Dolan Duck Minecraft User ItsMeMatheus' Skin is that of a green Garbed Dolan Duck You know who else is Green-Garbed? That's Right, Link Link's name Is Not Zelda Samus' name is not Metroid Metroids are Aliens in the Metroid Series Aliens Aliens are from Space Space Space-Godzilla is from Space Godzilla Godzilla and Mothra are Allies (or Enemies, Mothra is Confused about her Friendship with Him) Mothra is a Moth Moths This Flannel Moth Caterpillar looks lime Donald Trump's Hair http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/01/article-2317145-198D5145000005DC-43_634x476.jpg Hair Hair is Made of Keratin You know what else is made out of Keratin? That's Right. The Horns of the Black-Faced Impala Impala Impala starts with the Letter I Illuminati starts with the Letter I the word Illuminati has3 I's in it I is shaped like a Line 3 Lines make a triangle The Illuminati is a triangle NEXT TIME: How is the Humble Zebra actually Illuminati