Given that this is the "Introduce Yourself" forum, I'm currently wondering whether xHolySorrowsx is introducing himself or his (very) little sister...
I laughed only because I just read this in a huge run on sentence. But after reading the posts this is how my brain translated this. Please tell me if I'm right: "I was in the middle of a perfect dream with a certain someone and my friend just suddenly lit up! I exclaimed "WTF!?" and my mom Replies "KOLBY! Don't talk like that! My water just broke, we're on the way to the hospital so I need you to take care of your brother while I'm gone for about 4 days with your baby sister. Your dad will be home at 8 each night to check on you two." and then you went back to sleep? If so then woot for me! Gratz on the new sister.
You can change your birthdate! Just start a private conversation with an administrator such as JustinGuy or GameKribJEREMY and tell them what happened and your correct birthdate, I registered with the wrong birthdate and told them and they fixed it for me