Chickeneer's father brutally murdered while chickeneer stalker listens to minecraft song i can swing my sword?
"Hey honey, I think I'll be delayed on my way back with our Thanksgiving turkey" "Why is that?" "Well, there is only one left... and it's alive... and pretty well fed"
"Here's the world class pitcher, sending a ball the way of eviltoade..." "I'm swiiiiiiiiinging in the rain..."
Entry 1: "THIS. IS. SPARTAAA!" *hits* "Hmm, let me try again..." *hits* "Give me a few minutes and carpal tunnel and then I'll be done." Entry 2: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" "BECAUSE IT CAN'T EVEN GO AND DIE." Enjoy