Come to SMP7. I married a Koala on my first day. It was like one of those Vegas weddings. What happens on SMP7 stays on SMP7.
Until you make a post like this and everyone knows about it... The next day: "Olaf_C was fired from work for having an inappropriate relationship with an arboreal herbivore."
Never got that far, mate. I would only see it as a good reason to get fired if I worked at a zoo, koala sanctuary, or an Australian Vet.
Yeah nah nah nah nah nah, mate, mate, mate (PM me if you want to see where that comes from ). That's the norm over here