Felt like writing something, so here's a random poem I wrote in half a minute. Not my best work, but that'll come later. When you look at a pig,What pops into your head?A revolting creatureWith filth for a bed?How about a noble beastThat will above allProtect its dear piglets, So vulnerable and small? Pigs are loving.Pigs are pink!But when you see one,Is that what you think?Do you see a helpful thingWho will always snuffleJust to help humansFind a measly truffle?Yes, pigs are caring!Pigs are great!It's cute and cuddlyEven in a muddy state!So why is it that when I watchThis godly creature eatAll that I seeIs bacon on feet? EDIT: Just read it for real, and ug, the rhythm is terrible. I need some new ideas. XD
Making this my writing thread, but sheesh, this lack of ideas stinks. Anyhow, here are some random haikus. AppleBoy, are you crunchy!And kinda bitter and bruised.You're better as pie. OrangeOh, you're so tasty!Juicy and soft and round and-Dang it! Stupid peel. BananaYou don't taste too bad.And you're easy to peel, and-EW! What are these strings? PearYour skin is lovely!You're juicy. You're delicious!You're sweet perfection. You see where I'm going with this?
Oooh, somebody's going to payBecause I was killed by a zombie today!When he walked up to my side,With arms opened wide,I thought he just wanted to play. Okay, that's it! Somebody give me a topic to write about, even just a couple of words. I need some good solid ideas!