Some people in this world just have a way with words. What are some of your favorite quotes, and who said them? I'll start with one from Will Ferrell: Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.
I'm a coffee person, so I really like this one. I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee. ~Flash Rosenberg
Not sure who said either of these, but: "I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!" And sorry Sunny, but: "Coffee just isn't my cup of tea."
another great Will Ferrell one is: "When ever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired."
"Coffee will stunt your growth" - a coffee loving midget You know coffee doesn't stunt your growth I know this because I drink coffee like life juice and I'm 6'6"
"If people thought about gay s** as much as I do, then they would know just how disgusting it is."-Rick Santorum This isn't my favorite, but it reminds me why I hate Rick Santorum.
Here's one that shows me why I hate Mitt Romney: "Little bit of history, Michigan is my home state! I like it here... the trees are the right height... an ohhh how I love the lakes. Not just the Great Lakes, but the little inland lakes in... The Parts of Michigan. And I like cars."
Reminds me too. And to quote Will Ferrell again: "Well let me just quote the late great Colonel Saunders, who said, "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.""
The REAL question there, though, is "Why does he think about it so much, hmm?" As for my favorite quote of the moment, it's a silly one intended to make you laugh: "If you have a dream you should have it... in your heart...... face." --Hannah Hart (My Drunk Kitchen)
If I could, I would quote the whole movie 'Airplane'. That is one of the funniest movies ever and definitely a must see.
It's actualy good for you. :3 Darn, I'm 5'4"! D: Preety much I don't like any of the people who are running against Obama [Sure he isn't the greatest, but at least he isn't a bigot.] :I Sorry, just wanted to get that out there. xD
http://canv.as/ugc/original/5ffb6e0c8cec77471ce108e578ebf383ce50ae96.jpeg "If this sentence is false, then Santa is real."-Anonymous
Another favorite! Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public, but they itch in public. ~Tom Walsh
