New US Colony?

to late now sammy boy, im the dictator, I banish you to mexico

go eat a churro

Can I at least go to North Korea?

Can i be another carpenter?

Well I'm spanish... I can bring sum weponz n horsez

The true dictator should be me.
As that the British were in control for a long time.

Wait a moment... Screw this I'm going to south america

Put my conquering clothes

I vote for democracy.

I will join and supply all of our food needs.

I will be the official item sorter of the colony!


I'll also spread the word of my dictator Hurf!

And me?
Make sure that the colonies go spinning out of control and end up torn to pieces in and enormous civil war.
We don't need to end up as bad as today right?
So maybe I will overthrow the dictator. Yea.

Let me guess!

Its pie, we will be eating forever.

I will ban the republicans. #StillBlamingRepublicans

Lol we will get sick of eating too much pie

Can I be the guy who just sits around and is irrelevant to everything?

Of course. Welcome to the colony

Where I'll gladly become a citizen!

that is one of my legit jobs in life

BE QUITE!

Wow I can't believe I am participating in this. Everyone tells me that one day I will conquer the world!

For you, it's hard crumbly muffins. For everyone else, it's pie.

Fixed it for you.

Can I be the guy who runs over our tents at night with my tank