As you rub the lamp, a genie with green robes appears. "Aloha mortal! I'm the green genie who can ban any type of food, animals, tress, I can pretty much ban anything! But you must tell me a reason why to ban him/her/that! I now want to hear your wish!" Make a wish or he will ban you.
I wish to ban the three Colorado wildfires! There's over 20 destroyed homes now. I'm not near them, but I can smell the smoke and see the haze. And there's one near the Royal Gorge bridge. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Gorge_Bridge