Or ... Here's my diamond *drops* *walks toward the diamond* Final words "WATCH OUT CREE" Game over :A&$)&@ Plasma131 exploded Someuser exploded
"Et tu, Brute" ("You too, Brutus?") - Julius Caesar, March 15, 44 BC, Rome, Roman Empire the first quote is in latin. the second is in English
My killer: "Any last words, [insert vulgar insulting name here]?" Me: "Well, actually, I've prepared this on Minecraft! Let me just, uh, open up Pocket Edition real quick... Oh, gosh, I'm so organized, heheh... Now let's see, Games, and... Minecraft PE! Alright, just wait for that to load... Ah, God, no reception... Anyway, I'll try... There we go! Now, "My Last Words World," there it is! *taps on world* Now, let me just fly over to where it is... Ah, here we go! Ahem... *reads off all of the last words on this thread that's on signs* *by now, the killer is asleep* Aw, man! Hey, hey buddy! Wake up!" Killer: "Huh? What?" Me: "You were about to kill me, but you fell asleep!" Killer: "Oh, right... Anyway, any last words?" *cycle repeats* Not the best, as it can be confusing, but it can buy me time (unless either he doesn't fall asleep or he gets impatient).
"Yeah" John Lennon, to a Cop that asked him if he was John Lennon while they were in an ambulance after John was shot.
"HEY LOOK! I lived " These could have been last words: "That damn son of a [HASHBROWN] shot me. Can you believe it? You do not tell Lori that happened. EVER" *gets shot in the side*
Wait, John Lennon didn't die right away? I learned that he died right in the doorframe with the crazy guy and John's wife, Yoko, with him...