Slender on EMC?

Bro, I want to see slender, and you don't, what's wrong with this world!

It'll be IcecreamCow in an alliance.

Or Aikar = Slenderman

Either are completely possible.

If you see him, your:
1) gonna have something done to you i will not name
2) You will get murdered

I went to camp few days ago, we were in the woods, and guess what....it looked exactly like the game...

I'm on my iPad....this palm is way too small for me...but who cares? Internet high five*

Lets hope I see the slender ad..

And both will be horribly painful, slow and brutal ._.

No one knows what Slender Man does to his victims.

Well, all we know is that he sucks your soul, or he just likes to scare people..

I have the same ad...

Ok guys...something's wrong...anyone see the guy in my profile pic smiling?

But it is most likely Horribly painful, slow and brutal......
._.

Torture? I thought he kills you in a few seconds..

I expect if he sucked your soul it would take a few seconds at least.......

Um..I'm really scared now...
I'm the only person in my house...

Slenderman cuts off your limbs, that's what I've heard.

Stop....stop...STOP, THIS IS GETTING CREEPY!

You sir, are


(I'm done now)

Noooo...gasp* choke* splutter* faint* dies*