[Forum Game] The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

Granted, but then your account gets deleted,and all of the posts deletes.
I wish I had 1 million rupees

Granted, but then te internet shuts down for good.
I wish i was a frog.

Granted, but then came soldiers and all the frogs died due to bombings.
I wish for a car.

Granted, but the car is unusable.

I wish I had a gold island

Granted, but then it sinks to the depths of the ocean.
I wish to live forever.

Granted, but you live a horrible life of disease and sadness.

I wish Minecraft wasn't so buggy.

Granted, but then they stop making Minecraft.
I wish for some kind of wish.

Your wish turns into an inexistant wish.
I wish this video gets viewed by 100 people

Granted, Nobody speaks...whatever that was.

I wish I was wise and could outwit you people with that corrupt this wish

Granted, but then you outwit yourself.
I wish for the EMCWiki to be successful(this is going to bad luck for Jack).

granted, but you get so tired you fall asleep and never wake up again.
i wish i could be in a popular video game and not die.

Granted, you're in eternal agony instead.
I wish more people went to my local Game Night (Mario Kart Tournaments FTW!)

Granted, but then they stopped playing Mario Kart
I wish I didn't have to keep thing up these wishes.

Granted, but I just continued this.
I wish for nothing.

granted, then your nothing turned into something

i wish for a chocolate airplane that couldn't fly, but was really tasty.

Granted, but then you never think about anything ever again.

I wish a wish was nothing more than a wish.

Granted, but it becomes more than a wish.
I wish for another beacon that I do not lose.

Granted, but then Santa takes it as a gift to himself.
i wish Chuck Norris would stop stealing my cars and blowing them up.

Granted, but Bruce lee steals and blows up your car.
I wish I was a diamond.

Granted, but someone decides to throw you away for no obvious reason.
I wish I was a flying pony.